Lisa: “Oh Dad, you just don’t understand!”
Homer: “Lisa, just because I don’t CARE doesn’t mean I don’t understand”.
Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"
Sideshow Bob: [conciliatorily] No, that's German for "The Bart, The." [The spectators laugh, understanding]
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.