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101 GREATEST SIMPSONS QUOTES.
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Posted on 12/08/2007 8:29:56 AM PST by Leisler
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To: Darksheare
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:50:27 AM PST
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null and void
(No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
To: InvisibleChurch; Leisler
Make that,
To: Leisler
Milhouse (on a ship): The Statue of Liberty? Where are we??
To: Leisler
Sadly, no quotes from Moe!
My favorite:
Moe (to Homer as he passes “Moe’s bar) - Get in here boozy! You’re late for your drunkening.
and, where FR be without:
Homer - “Hollywood actors...what ^don’t^ they know?
To: Leisler
Bill Clinton (to Marge Simpson): "I know you don't think you're good enough for me, but believe me, you are. Hell, I done it with pigs. Real, no-foolin' pigs."
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
My favorite Moe quote is when he tells his date, “I’m gonna buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat!”
To: southern rock
In one of the Halloween episodes, the Simpsons are running to their car to escape as the entire town has turned into flesh eating zombies. As they reach the car, Ned Flanders comes lumbering over, obviously a zombie, while slowly and menacingly saying, “Hiii Didddly Hoooo, Neighboooor....”. Homer shoots him multiple times with a pump shotgun. Bart exclaims,” You shot the zombie Flanders! Cool!”. Homer looks perplexed and asks, “He was a zombie?”
I almost fell off the couch....
To: KarlInOhio
a *sarcasm* detector. ... We need one of those around here.Yeah, right.
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posted on
12/08/2007 9:03:09 AM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
("Liberals want to save the world for the children they aren't having." -Mark Steyn)
To: Leisler
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" - Rainier Wolfcastle
To: KarlInOhio
We need one of those around here. Advanced options....
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posted on
12/08/2007 9:08:12 AM PST
by
OSHA
(Liberals will lick the boot on their necks if they think the other boot is on yours and mine.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
“Bonjourrrrr, yah cheese-eatin’ surrender monkeys!”
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posted on
12/08/2007 9:14:40 AM PST
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Leisler
(RNC, RINO National Committee. Always was, always will be.)
To: Leisler
Simpson quote: “If I Did It”
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posted on
12/08/2007 9:14:47 AM PST
by
fish hawk
(The religion of Darwinism = Monkey Intellect)
To: Leisler; Pharmboy
To: Leisler
Principal Skinner: Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.Heh heh heh
To: null and void
*Harrumph*
I swear I didn’t freak out that badly.
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posted on
12/08/2007 9:24:46 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Cannibal Soup, a meal within yourself.)
To: Overtaxed
You left out “Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.”
Wow, there are no Groundskeeper Willie quotes at all! This may anger him...
Willie (at podium on stage): "If elected mayor my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders!"
Man: (whispers something in Willie's ear)
Willie: "I know it's on!"
To: Leisler
A couple I like that both involve the Washington Generals.
“Ahh - the Luftwaffe, the Washington Generals of The History Channel.”
Krusty explaining why he bet on the Washington Generals:
“I thought they were due!”
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posted on
12/08/2007 9:29:39 AM PST
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cpanter
To: Leisler
Article missed a famous Kent Brockman quote. He’s in studio doing a video link-up interview with the space station. An ant that got aboard the space station (I think via Homer) floats weightless super close to the lens of the TV camera exaggerating the ant’s size.
Brockman sycophantic response: “I for one welcome our new insect overlords.” He then is sitting in front of a hastily drawn sign taped to the background that says: “Hail Ants!”
Typical MSM blow with the wind loyalty.
To: Leisler
"Trying is the first step towards failure"
-H. Simpson
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posted on
12/08/2007 9:30:57 AM PST
by
SIDENET
(Hubba Hubba...)
To: Leisler
2 of my favorites
Lisa: Dad, do you even know what “rehetorical” means?
Homer: Do “I” know what “rehetorica” means?
Homer: I bought a Thesaurus last year. It was really, really really, um, good.
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posted on
12/08/2007 9:33:11 AM PST
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ko_kyi
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