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101 GREATEST SIMPSONS QUOTES.
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Posted on 12/08/2007 8:29:56 AM PST by Leisler
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:29:59 AM PST
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Leisler
To: Leisler
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:31:53 AM PST
by
InvisibleChurch
(Her campaign crashing? Her smear of influence won’t allow it.)
To: Leisler
Krusty the Clown: Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…
LOL
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:33:33 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
To: Leisler
They are all good but 48 puts me down.
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:34:08 AM PST
by
mad_as_he$$
(Illegal Immigration, a Clear and Present Danger.)
To: InvisibleChurch
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:35:10 AM PST
by
tired1
(responsibility without authority is slavery!)
To: cripplecreek
From Mr. Plow:
Insurance adjuster: This Moe’s, it wouldn’t be a bar would it?
Homer: It’s a pornography store, I was buying pornography!
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:37:17 AM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(Hillary = Senator Incitatus, Clintigula's whore...er, horse.)
To: Leisler
There is multitide of FR taglines in there.
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:37:20 AM PST
by
I still care
("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
To: Leisler
I will find whoever killed my wife ... oh wait, wrong Simpson.
Regards
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:38:52 AM PST
by
ARE SOLE
(Agents Ramos and Campean are in prison at this very moment.. (A "Concerned Citizen".)
To: Leisler
Lisa(to Bill Clinton): That's a lousy message.
Bill Clinton :well, i'm a lousy President
Park Ranger (to Homer)it's illegal to kill a screamapillar.
Homer:Since when?
Park Ranger: Since the Reversal of Freedoms act of 1994.
To: Leisler
You left out “Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.”
To: mad_as_he$$
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:41:53 AM PST
by
Doe Eyes
To: Leisler
Comic Book Guy: Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention! We need one of those around here.
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:42:00 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Government is the hired help - not the boss. When politicians forget that they must be fired.)
To: Leisler
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:42:18 AM PST
by
newfreep
("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." - P.J. O'Rourke)
To: Leisler
On another episode of the Simpsons, one character slips a piece of paper with the “real” emergency number on it. It is 912 — apparently it’s the number to call to get extra fast, extra special service.
To: Leisler
51. Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Well, they give Nobel Prizes for feigned peace and creative climatology.
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:44:20 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Government is the hired help - not the boss. When politicians forget that they must be fired.)
To: Leisler
(At Santa training class, Homer tries to recall all the names of Santa’s reindeer.) Homer: Um, Dasher. Dancer. Instructor: Mm-hmm. Homer: Prancer. Instructor: Mm-hmm. Homer: Nixon. Comet...Cupid. Donna Dixon? Instructor: Sit down, Simpson.
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:45:11 AM PST
by
Leisler
(RNC, RINO National Committee. Always was, always will be.)
To: Ouderkirk
Mr. Plow, that's the name
That name again is Mr. Plow.
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:45:40 AM PST
by
InvisibleChurch
(Her campaign crashing? Her smear of influence won’t allow it.)
To: Leisler
Ned : But Rev. Lovejoy, what should I do?
Rev Lovejoy: read you Bible, Ned
Ned: But Rev., Which part?
Rev Lovejoy: Oh, it's all good.
To: Doe Eyes
Thanks - made my morning.
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:47:41 AM PST
by
mad_as_he$$
(Illegal Immigration, a Clear and Present Danger.)
To: Leisler
One which has stuck with me, but isn’t on the list, was from Homer—
It’s the rule of the schoolyard, Marge. Don’t squeal, always make fun of those different than you, and never say anything unless you’re sure everyone thinks exactly the same way as you.
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posted on
12/08/2007 8:48:16 AM PST
by
CASchack
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