[cripplecreek]

Krusty the Clown: Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

LOL

[Ouderkirk]

From Mr. Plow:

Insurance adjuster: This Moe’s, it wouldn’t be a bar would it?
Homer: It’s a pornography store, I was buying pornography!