[dakine]

Little early for fruitcake....

[ASA Vet]

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[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Ping for Paul Bearers.

[roughman]

That dude has eaten too many bowls of coco puffs.

[processing please hold]

Okaaaaaaay. Well now, I got laundry to do and and a toilet to scrub. I don’t mean to make fun of you but you leave yourself wide-open with an article like this. But hey, have fun with the thread.

[alice_in_bubbaland]

Coast to Coast regular listener? They were talking about “black budgets” last night...and the HW Bush Administration.

The woman was apparently poisoned by the CIA, a number of times, too. :)

[NonValueAdded]

Jeez, I have this strange compunction to purchase a copy of The Catcher in the Rye. Some one has been getting too much gravy.

[Cvengr]

Reread the sources and consider the expression of ‘underground’ bases to reference a fifth column or parallel power structure being built from within along the lines of freemasonry or the crafts and spiritism.

If you are searching for underground caverns with battalions of fighting men, you will be looking for the wrong objects.

[ExpatGator]

I assume you served this up for a laugh.

If you are serious, please get help.

[AntiKev]

I really don't think there's any need to debunk this at all, but I will for my own amusement. Occam's razor says none of this happened. For the same reason that we can dismiss the conspiracy theories about the moon landings, there's no way they could involve this many people in a conspiracy this widespread without something leaking out about it. And this is before we get to the bit about being shot by aliens and this gem:

"Some of you might ask what the "space shuttle" is "shuttling." Large ingots of special metals that are milled in space and cannot be produced on the surface of the earth."

Let's be very clear on one thing. There is not a snowball's chance in Hades that the space shuttle is "shuttling" large ingots of unobtainium. Watch NASA TV during the next shuttle mission and tell me otherwise.

Why does something about the inmates running the asylum come to mind?

[johnny7]

Sorry... I’ve been put on a low tin-foil diet.

[Smokin' Joe]

Deep Underground Military Bases

D.U.M.B.

Interesting acronym...

[Daffynition]

John Lear on Area 52, The Secret Sister.

[csvset]

magneto-leviton trains

Willie Greene would love to see those.

[Proud2BeRight]

He knows it’s true because Bigfoot told him.

[CCGuy]

What a JOKE!!!

Enough said.