ROFL!
From another thread, today (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1935693/posts):
Never play chess with an Episcopalian; they can’t tell a bishop from a queen.
I suspect I would have to be one of the defectors, since marriage was designed by God as a union between Man and Woman to populate the Earth.
It’s not a union of Adam and Bruce.