Corwin, who's twelve, hesitated a moment in thought then offered, "Because they're chicken?"
[Now doing my best Foghorn Leghorn...]
I say, that's a JOKE, son!
French.
Chicken.
Get it? HAW-HAW-HAW!
[aside] Bright kid but he doesn't listen to a word ya say.
LOL!
*snirt*
LOL! My first two sons are 13 and 11. I might as well take a vow of silence, for all the good it does talking to them ...
You actually have a son named Corwin? Fascinating! Or is it a username, like Anoreth and Vlad?