Uh oh, are you going to look more and more like your pets????
We haven't had a puppy in decades, and kind of forgot the axiom
"Everything is a chew toy for a puppy..."
Towels
Clothes
Wires
Blocks of lumber
Toads in the yard...
On the bright side, having to get everything chewable out of puppy's reach meant the house got straightened up in ways it hasn't been for years.