Nice story, but must have rocks for brains to not put a smoke alarm in his bedroom.
Looks like an orange-wing Amazon. They’re not good talkers but they do noises really well !
Mine has a honk that sounds like a jake brake. I believe her former owners lived near a busy intersection with lots of truck traffic :)
Peanut didn’t want to get roasted!

EMT: I'm sorry sir. Your bird has suffered burns over nearly 100% of his body.
We did, however, send out a request for garlic mashed potatoes and a some steamed asparagus.