Barry to Elisabeth: Your "View" is Dangerous

TMZ.com ^ | 9/17/07 | Staff

[river rat]

The REAL reason Miss Barry doesn’t want to show up — he doesn’t want to stand in line for the women’s bathroom....

The silly twerp swats to pee, for a reason.....
He’s obviously doesn’t pack enough to grab and point.....

[peggybac]

Barry is just upset because Elisabeth is so much prettier then he.

[Francis McClobber]

I need your help, Barry Manilow
Your songs can really comfort the unlucky
Sing me a song, sing it sad and low
I wish I didn’t have to feel so yucky...
I wish I didn’t have to feel...

So yucky!!!

[maggief]

[Francis McClobber]

Oops. I forgot to thank Ray Stevens for the lyrics.

[Suzy Quzy]

Barry, Nancy-girl extradinaire!!

[apocalypto]

Hahahahahahah! Barry Manilow is afraid of Elizabeth! Thinks she is dangerous! Wait till he happens to run into Ann Coulter, he’ll wet his pants. Everyone he associates with has to agree with him? This is material for Leno.

[Suzy Quzy]

Maybe he’s anti-CHRISTIAN!!!

[Millee]

Kindred spirits then.

[Millee]

LOL!!! Very clever!

[skeeter]

I'll never forget the first time I saw Barry's schtick on TV - it was late at night & halfway thru the song he got up from behind the piano & began to dance.

I sincerely thought I was having a bad dream.

[dfwgator]

If people could sue Heavy Metal bands for making people commit suicide, could we sue Barry Manilow for turning guys into wusses?

[apocalypto]

Yuck! He looks even worse than he sounds.

[Millee]

LOL! So I picking up you’re not a huge Barry fan. Freepmail me your address & I’ll send you a Barry Manilow box-set. I think once you hear ALL his music (multiple times), you’ll understand the greatness that is Barry. ;o)

[skeeter]

I'd rather listen to 'Essential Zamphir' till my ears bleed.

I'd rather drive one of these into each ear.

[edzo4]

if we could only get the looney liberal left to hate the enemies of america the same way the liberals feel about the americans that disagree with them
the world would be a much better place...

I bet if al qeada was written like this:

Al Qeada(R)

then the democrats could get behind the war on terror

[Sue Perkick]

That’s scary.

[L.N. Smithee]

He's freaking out over Elisabeth Hasselbeck? He would probably expire from spontaneous combustion if he saw video of Ann Coulter!

[tioga]

-he’s scared that she will make him the mean bully like she did to rosie.........LOL!

[Tribune7]

If people could sue Heavy Metal bands for making people commit suicide, could we sue Barry Manilow for turning guys into wusses?

Any guy who listens to Barry Manilow is already a wuss.