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To: Lucky9teen
Woo hoo!
2 posted on
09/14/2007 6:52:46 AM PDT by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: tomkow6
PING!
3 posted on
09/14/2007 6:52:57 AM PDT by
Soaring Feather
(I Soar 'cause I can....)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...
Official Friday Silliness Thread
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4 posted on
09/14/2007 6:53:19 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(This country feels the same when Congress is in session as when a baby gets hold of a hammer.)
To: Lucky9teen
Here's an all-day sucker for you:
__________
Minnesota Toe Licker Nabbed
After mugging, creep told victim, "Now I'm going to suck your feet."
SEPTEMBER 11--Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, "Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passersby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped.
The Smoking Gun
7 posted on
09/14/2007 6:56:03 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
8 posted on
09/14/2007 6:56:59 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(ALL that CARBON in ALL that oil & coal was once in the atmospere. We're just putting it back!)
To: Lucky9teen
11 posted on
09/14/2007 6:59:19 AM PDT by
CJ Wolf
(got no tagline)
To: Lucky9teen
Still lookin'!
15 posted on
09/14/2007 7:02:24 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: Lucky9teen
It’s Friday and Brett Favre is still the Devil.
MMMM DITKA’S CHOCOLATE COVERED PORK CHOP MMMMMMM
Go Bears
17 posted on
09/14/2007 7:04:02 AM PDT by
chicagopolish
(P.E.T.A. ------ People for eating tasty animals-)
To: All
To: Lucky9teen
I think I'd have to take a pass on this one ...
To: Lucky9teen; AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; HiJinx; ...
Yummm....BEER!!!!
32 posted on
09/14/2007 7:26:00 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(................BEWARE!!!.........the SAPP)
To: Lucky9teen
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something
is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men.... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the devil out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
33 posted on
09/14/2007 7:34:32 AM PDT by
Sonora
To: Lucky9teen
I know a guy who’s tough but sweet
He’s so fine, he can’t be beat
He’s got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire
I want candy, I want candy
Go to see him when the sun goes down
Ain’t no finer boy in town
You’re my guy, just what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water
I want candy, I want candy
Candy on the beach, there’s nothing better
But I like candy when it’s wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I’ll make you mine,
Then I’ll have candy all the time
I want candy, I want candy
I want candy, I want candy...
42 posted on
09/14/2007 7:43:54 AM PDT by
007girl
("If you're gonna go out, go out fighting." Stoney Lebby-Maddox/11 years old)
To: Lucky9teen
A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.”
The farmer was dubious.
“Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I’ll buy a whole case from you. and get everyone in the county to buy a case. We will make you rich.
The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer.
The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him.
The farmer was perplexed. “Son,” he said, “Now, you don’t have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?”
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, “Doesn’t that calf have a mother?
43 posted on
09/14/2007 7:45:18 AM PDT by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Lucky9teen
Barf Bags. Gross has never been so sweet! Orange-flavored gummy and liquid candy.
To: Lucky9teen
Candy Blood Bags. The right "type" for candy fun any time! Watermelon-flavored liquid candy.
To: Lucky9teen
Chili Fingers Candy Bowls. Be careful when you slurp this soup! Two mixed-fruit gummy fingers float in a sea of sour strawberry-flavored faux “blood” in each of these “bowls of chili”! A favorite with kids of all ages, this tasty body part candy makes a horrifying and humorous treat for your Halloween bash or haunted house party!
To: Lucky9teen
John Candy?
68 posted on
09/14/2007 9:03:03 AM PDT by
Squidpup
("Fight the Good Fight")
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
Sweet! (pun intended).....:D
70 posted on
09/14/2007 9:10:23 AM PDT by
gimme1ibertee
(Finally, Fred!...Welcome aboard!..Now,Go get 'em,boy!!!!)
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