“An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears”
Out of shape? What kind of crack is the author smoking? Does he mean she isn’t a twig, but actually looks like a woman? No s**t sherlock... she isn’t 18 anymore.
She popped out 2 rugrats in the last few years and looks better than most women who have never given birth.
Exactly!!
(I'm surprised that we've gotten to comment #20 without a single "I'd hit it". Shh-h-h, let's see how long we can go...)
Britney’s job is to look good and to dance well, therefore she has to be in better shape than the average mother of two. Her weight is not so much the problem, she just needs to work out and get tighter. If she just wants to look like the average mother of two than she needs to put some clothes on.
The comment is that she isn’t sufficiently toned to be performing in that outfit. It’s clearly enough in online video of the performance. I imagine on HD it would be painfully clear.