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Cop writes a ticket for giant sausage
Chicago Tribune ^
| 8/10/2007
| Kevin Pang
Posted on 08/10/2007 2:03:06 PM PDT by UB355
A massive hot dog clogged Chicago's main artery Thursday morning.
In a rare occurrence of an encased-meat vehicle committing a traffic violation, Chicago police ticketed the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile for illegal parking on the Magnificent Mile.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hotdogs; leo; wienermobile
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posted on
08/10/2007 2:03:07 PM PDT
by
UB355
To: UB355
Sometimes a massive hot dog is just a massive hot dog.
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posted on
08/10/2007 2:05:36 PM PDT
by
Hoplite
To: Hoplite
The cops are the real wiener this time!
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posted on
08/10/2007 2:09:40 PM PDT
by
yobid
To: Hoplite
That Massive Hot Dog used to reside in my neighborhood many years ago. Apparently Oscar Mayer lets employees in different states drive that massive Hot Dog around the city to plug their weiners. I’m not sure how many Weiner mobiles Oscar Mayer has, but they do certainly catch your eye.BTW, I live in Acworth, Georgia, where the big Hot Dog use to reside.
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posted on
08/10/2007 2:14:44 PM PDT
by
herkbird
(Semper Fi)
To: UB355
Hot Dogs. Clogged Arteries.
I get it, he made a funny!
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posted on
08/10/2007 2:15:16 PM PDT
by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: UB355
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posted on
08/10/2007 2:17:50 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(I guess I done see'd that varmint for the last time....)
To: UB355
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posted on
08/10/2007 2:27:54 PM PDT
by
cinives
(On some planets what I do is considered normal.)
To: UB355
8
posted on
08/10/2007 2:29:06 PM PDT
by
Alouette
(Vicious Babushka)
To: UB355
eh, it’s just a wiener after all. 8)
9
posted on
08/10/2007 2:30:06 PM PDT
by
LibKill
(Bush betrayed conservatives on Immigration. NO support for Bush.)
To: herkbird
Apparently Oscar Mayer lets employees in different states drive that massive Hot Dog around the city to plug their weiners.I wonder if this is a good thing or a bad thing, from the employee's perspective.
A. Alright! Weinermobile!
B. I havta drive it? I mean, "Oh joy."
10
posted on
08/10/2007 2:45:09 PM PDT
by
Hoplite
To: UB355
I had a couple of women tell me my sausage was too large.
11
posted on
08/10/2007 2:47:18 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(WARNING: Dangerous to pregnant women and small children. May burst into flames at any time.)
To: UB355
He’s not gunna relish paying that ticket.
12
posted on
08/10/2007 2:48:40 PM PDT
by
stylin19a
(Go Bears !)
To: stylin19a
It won’t stand up in court!
13
posted on
08/10/2007 2:50:34 PM PDT
by
hunter112
(Change will happen when very good men are forced to do very bad things.)
To: UB355
Maybe he should have parked it the Terminally Ugly Mile!
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posted on
08/10/2007 2:53:48 PM PDT
by
dalereed
To: herkbird
Oh, NO, it did not reside in Georgia. It was out here in LA!! My husband saw it. (naw, I don’t know, but we saw it as kids too). I also saw a giant propane tank painted like the Wienermobile, once. Very funny.
I love this guy’s prose: “clogged a main artery of Chicago.” hahah. I thot it was the Onion at first.
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posted on
08/10/2007 3:17:25 PM PDT
by
bboop
(Stealth Tutor)
To: UB355
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posted on
08/10/2007 3:21:48 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist)
To: UB355
17
posted on
08/10/2007 3:23:27 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: holdonnow; lormand; tiredoflaundry; Fudd Fan
ping. I’ve made fun of youse guys, so you might as well have one back! LOL
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posted on
08/10/2007 3:32:45 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Henry Bowman is right.)
To: dynachrome
*snort* Tis da Weiner! ;0)
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posted on
08/10/2007 3:34:19 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(Bill O'Reilly is a pinhead.)
To: UB355
In Chicago or in the Heartland you simply have to be careful where you put your weiner.
20
posted on
08/10/2007 5:13:34 PM PDT
by
festus
(I'm a fRedneck and proud of it.)
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