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Posted on 08/09/2007 5:05:59 AM PDT by StarCMC
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That is just bad and funny as hell.
Those are funny, but I have one that I actually did. I don’t usually admit to being this itiotic, but it is too funny not to pass on.
I was working at a doctors office that had two locations, one in two different cities. The other office called me and said that one of our patient’s showed up at their office and that they needed me to fax information over to them. So I proceeded to the copy machine to make a copy of the page in the chart they needed (first idiot thing), then I made two copies of the page so that I could fax one and keep one. Only after I walked back to my desk with both copies in hand did I realized what I had done. I asked for a vacation the next day.
ROTFLMAO! It's ok, really. It's never too early for Friday!
I’m thinking that we all have done those sort of things, but if we were lucky they were privately done, laughed about and we move on. It simply makes us feel more human.
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, ‘Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.’
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, ‘Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.’
The blond e opened his lunch and said, ‘ Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.’
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping.She said, ‘If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!’
The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, ‘I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated Burritos so much.’
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said,
‘Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch’
Note to self: never address envelopes at 1 am when you're dead tired.
The good thing about being a mother of a child still in diapes is that I always have baby wipes handy for just such an occasion. They can fix many of the problems in that story.
LOL. & thanks for the link.
Hey! It’s MM! Hiya, MM! Happy Second Friday of the week!
It’s my understanding that today is:
The Offical Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your “assault” must be followed with something like “cause I’m sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!”
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day
Dude, it’s Saturday. Go home.
LOL!!! I AM home. Where’s my Mai-Tai?
LOL!!! I just noticed your tagline. ROFL!
Maude and Claude
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida .
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other’s company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course, and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they’d shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts... Claude was thinking:
‘If I’d known she was a virgin, I’d have been gentler.’
Maude was thinking: ‘If I’d known he could still do it, I’d have taken off my pantyhose.
I am ashamed to say I did even worse ~ I had to fax a flyer to five different people and the first thing I did was go to the copier and make five copies of the flyer.
WHY? D’Oh!
ROFL - what a riot.
MINE!!!!
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