Uh. Erm... Um... What’s a Honkey Tonk? I’ve heard of them, but I’m pretty sure we don’t have ‘em around here.
Honkey Tonks are southern “country clubs” They usually have a walled porch where people can’t see who is inside (I think that’s a law here), private parking in the back and bar maids whose job it is to answer the phone and say “he’s not here”. I was kind of...well raised in them.:’)