Highly recommend you don full fire-resistant anti-static gear when you get there. You never know but when a dirigerbil is going to go down in flames... (or is that up in flames?)
Good night all.
Ahh. Well, no worries, there; I've been to the airfield and seen it, and it's full of hot air, not hydrogen.
The "dirigerbil" looks like a cross between a regular white and tan hamster, Ted Kennedy, and Baron Vladimir Harkonnen. It is a huge, furry, gas bag of a rodent that maintains altitude by keeping up its internal air temperature. It does this by ruminating on the sins of the Clintons, the shenanigans of algore, and the many misadventures of the abysmally indiscriminate (a.k.a. "the Left"). One might think that such thoughts would put the beast in a foul temper, but it's outward disposition is, actually, very congenial, and it seems to have quite an advanced sense of humor. The "dirigerbil" is decidedly conservative; indeed it is incapable of being otherwise. By some stroke of genetics, it is a natural Truth-teller, and a living barometer of justice, reason, and all else that is generally righteous. One curiosity: moored with a single line attached to it's harness, but left otherwise free, the "dirigerbil" always swings slowly around to point due North.