[HKMk23]

Old Timer: “That ain’t the way I heered it, when I heered it, Johnny!”

McGee & Molly, in unison: “Oh, Hello, Old Timer!”

Old Timer: “Hi, kids.”

McGee: “So, how DID you hear it, when you heer—, er, heard it?”

Old Timer: “It’s s’posed ta go like THIS: If it takes half a chicken half an hour to lay half an egg, how long does it take a rooster to lay a brass doorknob?”

[Brainhose]

That's a pippin!
Q: Do you know what a pippin is?
A: A pippin is an apple with the skin on the inside.
Q: Have you ever seen an apple with the skin on the inside?
A: Yes, in home made apple pie.

All due apologies to the 3 Stooges :)

FOR DUTY AND HUMANITY!!