You know, there are others....
HOW TO SPEAK POLITICALLY CORRECTLY ABOUT URBAN FOLKS
He’s not from “DA HOOD,” he’s from a “LOW COST REGION.”
He doesn’t drive a “JUNKER,” the car is “ECONOMICALLY ACCESSIBLE.”
That isn’t “GRAFFITI,” it’s a “PUBLIC ART EXHIBITION.”
He’s not “HOOKED ON DOPE,” he’s “CHEMICALLY DEPENDENT.”
They don’t “LIVE IN THE SLUMS,” they are “ACCESSING STATE SUBSIDIZED LOW-INCOME HOUSING.”
That’s no “BUM,” that’s a “DISPLACED PERSON.”
That stuff all over the streets isn’t “LITTER,” it is “EVIDENCE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST ANTI-ENVIRONMENTAL EXCESS.”
Oh, sorry. Worng list. Most of this stuff isn’t funny; it’s REAL.
So that’s where all that stuff came from....? Who thinks this stuff up? I mean do they actually spend TIME on this?
I was raised to say that if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and swims like a duck, it’s most likely a duck. And sometimes, it’s legal to shoot them.