I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wienerdog,
A wienerdog is what I'd like to be.
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wienerdog,
Then ev'ryone could take a bite of me.
< };^)
Hot dogs. Armour hot dogs.
What kind of dogs are Armour hot dogs?
Fat dogs, skinny dogs, dogs that p*$$ on rocks.
Tough dogs, sissy dogs, even dogs with chicken pox*,
Are hot dogs...Armour hot dogs,
The dogs kids love to beat!
(Sung to my pack of standard and miniature dachshunds, pointing at a dog when the line that described him/her was reached in the song. Weiner dogs look so cute when they are trying to puzzle out just what their crazy human is doing to them THIS time.)
*works for dapple dachshunds.