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To: Carolinamom; All

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest
go ahead of her. The official asked: “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father.

Next.”


62 posted on 07/01/2007 12:55:18 PM PDT by The Raven
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To: The Raven; lysie; LBKQ; NewsBee; Neets; Dog; All
Hi everyone!

My family responsibilities, reunion events, etc., have ended for awhile, so...here I am!

lysie, you've done an excellent job holding the thread together, and I hope you'll let me start the thread the next few Mondays and Sats....Okay?

Missed everyone, and hope you're all okay.

63 posted on 07/01/2007 1:52:31 PM PDT by Molly Pitcher (We are Americans...the sons and daughters of liberty...*.from FReeper the Real fifi*))
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