Yeah, I’d say racing to the bookstore for a copy of “Ruby, the Red Fairy” would be a little overzealous, especially since the system has a dozen copies, so each little girl on the reserve list will only have to wait another day or two for this thrilling tome due to our misplacing one.
And don’t worry, they’ll charge me full replacement cost, plus a markup for their trouble.
They charge you full replacement cost?
They haven’t done that in Kalifornialiscohuahua in...I don’t know how long.