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Man mistakes straw bale for stricken woman, gives it CPR
Island Packet ^
Posted on 06/27/2007 5:59:26 AM PDT by SmoothTalker
"A Hilton Head Island man confused bales of pine straw with a dead woman, and tried to resuscitate them early Tuesday morning, according to a sheriff's report.
The 39-year-old called deputies to the parking lot of Hilton Head Cabanas, 32 South Forest Beach Drive, at 1:49 a.m., saying he had just tried to perform CPR on a dead woman, according to the sheriff's report."
"They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw."
" Deputies think the man had been drinking. The report says he thought Tuesday was Halloween and he had two empty bottles of bourbon inside his home."
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"Deputies think the man had been drinking."
You don't say.
To: SmoothTalker
I’m sure he was sober. Happens to me all the time.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:00:35 AM PDT
by
Thane_Banquo
("Give a man a fish, make him a Democrat. Teach a man to fish, make him a Republican.")
To: SmoothTalker
Perhaps a little too much canabis in the cabanas.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:02:04 AM PDT
by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: SmoothTalker
To: HEY4QDEMS
maybe he just hangs out with some real ugly women
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:03:46 AM PDT
by
tm61
To: SmoothTalker
Don’t judge him too harshly.
I also start drinking heavily this time of year...
...after all the in-laws will be coming over in three weeks for Thanksgiving.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:03:59 AM PDT
by
PBRSTREETGANG
(Apparently now my party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
To: SmoothTalker
"They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw."
As long as it was pine straw, I'm okay with it. Any other kind of straw would have been depraved.
To: SmoothTalker
"They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw."So the CPR worked I take it?
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:04:49 AM PDT
by
uptoolate
(How can a Holy, Righteous, and Just God NOT kill me for what I said, thought and did yesterday)
To: SmoothTalker
What was Teddy Kennedy doing that far south?
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:06:09 AM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Fred Thompson/John Bolton 2008)
To: SmoothTalker
I can see how he’d do this. I had a neighbor, named sue, who had log kinda blonde hair that looked like hay. We called her hay-head. She also looked like a wittch, and wasn’t very pleasant or smart, so I’d never try to rescussitate her, but some guy with 2 bottles of bourbon down the hatch may.
To: SmoothTalker
So the guy had a couple of bottles of bourbon and mixed up his days a bit, and tried to resuscitate some straw. The point is that he thought he was saving a life and that’s commendable.
Most people pass out long before they start skipping months and mistaking hay for people.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:06:32 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's like people who hate corn bread and hate anchovies, but love cornchovie bread.)
To: SmoothTalker
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:06:33 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Liberalism is a mental disorder.)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
...after all the in-laws will be coming over in three weeks for Thanksgiving.
I get it. LOL, just be glad it's Thanksgiving '07.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:06:43 AM PDT
by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: SmoothTalker
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:07:31 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Don’t be silly. If it really was Teddy Kennedy, he wouldn’t have tried to rescusitate her, but instead would have called his lawyer and got himself a neck brace before contacting the police.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:08:06 AM PDT
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Scratch a RINO, and you'll find a global elitist beneath the surface.)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
...after all the in-laws will be coming over in three weeks for Thanksgiving.
You have to make it through Christmas first man. That's the killer.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:08:13 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's like people who hate corn bread and hate anchovies, but love cornchovie bread.)
To: SmoothTalker
this guy needs some addition education:
This is a bale of straw.
and this is a woman.
Do you see the difference?
even drunk, the difference is quite noticeable.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:08:19 AM PDT
by
From One - Many
(Trust the Old Media At Your Own Risk)
To: upchuck
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:12:12 AM PDT
by
SC Swamp Fox
(Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword: folding)
To: SmoothTalker; Slings and Arrows
"They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw."
If she was dead what could he possibly have been saying to her
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:17:35 AM PDT
by
grjr21
To: SmoothTalker
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:17:57 AM PDT
by
badpacifist
(I'm touching the portal of infinite knowledge right now!)
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