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Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection
www.foxnews.com ^
| Tuesday , May 01, 2007
| Jeanna Bryner
Posted on 05/01/2007 1:41:19 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle
A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection. Now scientists have figured out the chemical that seems to be responsible for the penis boost. In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection. "The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and
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To: humblegunner
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:46:43 PM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: tsowellfan
And be grateful one never bit Bill Clinton. We’d have Billzilla on our hands.
22
posted on
05/01/2007 1:46:43 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
This could create the basis of totally different X-rated episode of "Spiderman".
23
posted on
05/01/2007 1:47:12 PM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Well, I know what Rush will be talking about on the third hour tomorrow.
24
posted on
05/01/2007 1:47:14 PM PDT
by
tsowellfan
(http://www.cafenetamerica.com)
To: irish guard
Ha[v]e things well in hand do you?How did you know I'm holding my wife right now?
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:47:29 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: pax_et_bonum
Salacious Ping?
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
26
posted on
05/01/2007 1:47:32 PM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: Callahan
Im sick of these jokey articles. How bout some hard news. Don't you think you're being a little rigid?
To: SmithL
28
posted on
05/01/2007 1:47:44 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: dirtboy
Okay, lots of these post have cracked me up, but yours gets a special award. LOL!!!
To: SmithL
How do you get it to bite THERE?Don't ask my first wife.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:48:03 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
It does give a new meaning to “bite me”
To: dirtboy
33
posted on
05/01/2007 1:48:45 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: RegulatorCountry
Actually, an erection that lasts longer tahn four hours could be your last one ever.....EVER. The reason they tell Viagra (and other ED users) to seek medical assistance is that ...in non medical terms, the blood vessels will never be the same if you don’t make that bon...er...erection go away. You either need to ice it down or they poke it (no joke) to release blood trapped in the penis or it could be the last time you experience an erection.
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection. I remember those from the ninth grade. They would always seem to happen when staring at the hot looking English teacher and then suddenly be asked to write something on the blackboard.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:48:56 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
If it bites a lawyer, does he get taller?
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:49:08 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:49:19 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republians - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
To: beltfed308
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
In case anyone is trying to fine one.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
39
posted on
05/01/2007 1:49:38 PM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: RegulatorCountry
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:49:40 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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