A graphic from the book 'An Introduction to Planetary Defence' illustrating a possible conflict between humans and aliens. Travis Taylor and Bob Boan have written 'An Introduction to Planetary Defence', a primer on how humanity can defend itself if little green men wielding death rays show up at our cosmic doorstep. (Handout/Reuters)
Homeland Security.[sic]
Sounds like my sister-in-law. She's still dumb as a rock without an ounce of common sense to go with all those book smarts.
Alien #1 (talking to a gas pump) “Take us to your leader”
Alien #2: “This guy looks mean”
Alien #1: “ Take us to your leader or I will blast you”
Alien #2: “I wouldn’t do that chief”.
Alien #1: “Nope, I’m going to blast him” (he does and the gas pump explodes)
Alien #1: “ Wow, how did you know he was so mean?”
Alien #2: “ Anybody with his sex organ wrapped around his feet twice and stuck in his ear has GOT to be mean”.
....Bob
“Taylor and Boan are hardly basement-dwelling paranoids obsessed with tinfoil hats and Area 51.”
Sounds like the “basement-dwelling paranoids” might be right.
the invasion of earth isnt sumthing we should worry about. . . as long as we got Chuck Norris, Spartan 117 and Shwarzy we’ll be all set