No, Bill, your joke did not go too far—it was tres funny (’cept to justify a picture for the menfolk I would have to know how to photoshop Bridgett/Brooke’s(?) bod with my face... lol)
The other mental picture you created might be even funnier——uh,oh, the phone is r-i-n-g-i-n-g as I type this—the man with the roving eyes? I am NOT going to go and answer that——Imagine Bill innocently trying to read the lady engineer’s name tag while assiduously trying to avoid giving her the wrong impression...I love that-—it’s too funny!
As for me, I am more about being attractively dressed than provocatively dressed...but, be warned, it is my version of “attractive”. I tend to dress a little differently than most women I see who are close to me in age... :)
How differently do you dress? Considering that so many women are obsessed with being provocative, finding something that is attractive, different, and not provocative might take some doing.