[VRWCmember]

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

I won't be around much today. VRWCteenboy has a court appearace for a traffic violation that he is contesting and he asked me to go to court with him. (I sure wish xs was here to help -- he didn't run over anybody or anything, but I know she would offer a devastating defense for him.)

[hobbes1]

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[tioga]

The police state under the liberal leftie dems would mean no SUVs (except for theirs)- no private planes (except for theirs) - all corporations would be taxed into nonexistence (except those owned by them) — Global Warming would become the national religion while abortion would be celebrated on Mother’s day.....all while Queen Hillary ruled for life. Algore would be named the high priest of Global Warming and he would triple his net worth through mandatory carbon offsets. Flag pins would be banned while rainbow banners were added to all federal office buildings. Billy, First Man, would become Ambassador at Large and would roam the world in search of......

[secret garden]

I would’ve expected this word to have a more Russian sound, based on its definition.