Hee hee! Yippee-eye-ki-yay!
*The Insider* is on now ... all about Dannielynn’s 1st birthday party.
“The tents are up” ... “guests are arriving” ... “the party is coming together.”
Handmade mirrored castle. Special carriage. Monumental bash. Dannielynn arrived just after 9PM, after 4 hr flight to Louisville, last night. She and Daddy very sleepy. Clutching a Barney. (That was DL, lol.)
Patricia Barnstable Brown is now doing the narration.
“Private carriage being readied for Dannielynn’s entrance.” (It looks like a big papier maché horse or other kind of prop - I can’t see the carriage - that’s for *them* to know and me to find out, lol.)
“Pool centerpiece is the huge mirrored castle which took 3 months to build.”
“Pink and purple. All the plates match.” (Lol, they’re paper!)
“Buffet menu: Pizza, chicken tenders, chicken wings, pink lemonade.”
“Presents coming from all over the world.”
“Pix of Anna, Daniel, Dannielynn on mantel.”
“Everyone is calling about what kind of cake.” (I guess we’re not supposed to know until Insider/ET tell us later.)
Party coverage “begins Monday.”
Oh, my! Hold the phone! There’s a glitch! “Is there a hitch in plans for the cake?” Coming up next!
Oh, the suspense.
“This Just In” “Dannielynn arrives in Louisville!!!”
Oh, I see - that’s just a segment called “This Just In” and it repeats what they’ve already said/screamed.
(Maybe I’ll catch on to the moronic code of these shows by the time this story dies!)
OK, waiting with bated breath to find out the problem with the birthday cake! (I bet they don’t have enough to feed the multitudes and are having to order more! Something else to *brag* about, anyway - no loaves and fishes happening here!)
“When we come back” ... “what we’ve just discovered about the little princess’s grand cake!!!”
... to be continued ...