If I were posting with voice-recognition software, here is what it would look like right now:
Hi (cough, cough) all! (hack, hack) ... (harracckk) ... Shakespeare .. (bleccch, arrgggh) (hack, hack) ... Schmakespeare ... (harrack, hack, cough, argle, spit) ... you say “Willy” ... (accck, blecch, snivel) (hack, hack, hack, hack) ... I say “oilie” ... (ark, ark, ark).
We can live in harmony and still disagree. Opinions are not decrees.