Official Friday Silliness Thread Ping List
~ Click here to be added or taken off the list ~
***Roll Call***
Hey Peeps....come and have some "Good" Friday Silliness Fun!!!
Official Friday Silliness Thread Ping List
~ Click here to be added or taken off the list ~
***Roll Call***
Hey Peeps....come and have some "Good" Friday Silliness Fun!!!
OMG is that a real PEEP maker?? I WANT IT!
Thanks for the Ping
Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: “Oh, that feels good.” His hand moves to her breast. She: “Gee, honey, that feels wonderful.” His hand moves to her leg. She: “Oh, honey, don’t stop.” But he stops.
She: “Why did you stop?”
He: “I found the remote.”
Click below for I'm-a-damn-nut-job audio:
TAKIN A TINKLE
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach. Luckily the babies were OK.
The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky
to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears.
“What’s wrong?” asked the mother. “I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out,” replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.”
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. “It’s okay” said the
Mom, “I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.”
“No,” said the boy, “I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.”
I KNOW YOU SMILED
A U.S. Marine squad was patrolling north of
Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. “I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable lowlife, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy was a good-for-nothing, fat, left-wing liberal drunk.”
“So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts
like a frigid, ugly, mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does
Hillary Clinton!” And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.