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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
http://www.chocolate.com ^ | March 23, 2007

Posted on 03/23/2007 6:33:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

 

Here's something silly. Let's celebrate chocolate? 


Enjoy American Chocolate Week

March 18 thru March 23!

 

Most people cannot resist the temptation of eating chocolates. Occasion or no occasion, chocolates are an all-the-year-round cause for celebration. Chocolates have been subject to a lot of debates on health related issues. However, here are some cool facts:

  1. Chocolate products contain ingredients that can prevent and retard tooth decay.

  2. The amount of fat in a chocolate bar is not very high and in fact, in moderate quantity, can be used in a low-fat diet program.

  3. Chocolates do not contribute to cholesterol formation. The fact is that a 1.65 oz bar of chocolate contains only 12 mg. 

  4. A 1.5 oz chocolate milk bar will give you 41 mg of sodium, while dark chocolate contains only 5 mg. 

  5. Researches have found no relationship between eating chocolate and acne formation.  

  6. Chocolates contain stearic and oleic acid, which help lower blood cholesterol levels,  reduces the risk of blood clots and benefits the heart.  It increases the HDL (good cholesterol) and reduces LDL (bad cholesterol).

  7. Chocolate also contains flavonoids, which are known to have antioxidant properties.

  8. Chocolate contains substances called Phenylethylamine and Seratonin, both of which (put simply), are mood lifting agents found naturally in the human brain.

      

Not all chocolate or cocoa is the same, especially when preparing recipes. Ever wonder what the difference is between one kind of chocolate and another?

Chocolate Liquor
This is the pure, straight-from-the-bean chocolate. The center of the cocoa bean is ground into a liquid, called the liquor (there is NO alcohol in this!).

Cocoa Butter
It's not really a butter, but the fat extracted from the chocolate liquor.

Cocoa Powder
Cocoa powder is the solid left after the cocoa butter is pressed out of the liquor. Cocoa powder often undergoes a Dutch Process, that reduces its natural acidity. Dutch cocoa is milder tasting and blends better with milk.

Unsweetened Chocolate
This is the solid form of chocolate liquor. Unsweetened chocolate is often used in baking.

Bittersweet Chocolate
Chocolate with a minimum of 50% chocolate liquor.

Semi-Sweet Chocolate
Chocolate with a minimum of 35% chocolate liquor.

Dark Chocolate
Also known as 'sweet chocolate'. It only contains 15% liquor, as well as sweeteners and cocoa butter.

Milk Chocolate
Milk chocolate has at least 10% liquor and 12% milk solids. Sugar, cocoa butter and vanilla are also mixed in.
White Chocolate
This kind lacks the brown color because there are no cocoa solids. White chocolate is made up of only cocoa butter, sugar and milk solids.
 


         

 

"Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: chocolate; ofst; silliness
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To: martin_fierro

Thank you. That was GOOD!

I can feel the endorphines flooding my Serious Gland as we speak.


121 posted on 03/23/2007 9:55:26 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (.)
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To: martin_fierro

ROTFL! omg


122 posted on 03/23/2007 9:56:02 AM PDT by cyborg (No I don't miss the single life at all.)
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To: Lucky9teen
teaspoon of this stuff, a little honey, a dash of cayenne and some milk...great stuff. The best stuff are the cacao balls my grandmother brings up from the old country. Better than Swiss Miss any day. Chocolate is a superfood great for the body and mind.
123 posted on 03/23/2007 9:58:17 AM PDT by cyborg (No I don't miss the single life at all.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Can you put me on the ping list. I always get here late.


124 posted on 03/23/2007 9:59:52 AM PDT by spotbust1 (Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
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To: fredhead

You're absolutely correct. Men haven't learned to finesse the questions "Do I look fat?" When the women ask that question, men have got to be prepared for a vague, noncommittal answer. As far as the various women's clothing size, as a woman, I find them confusing. The only and best way is to try the clothing on. There's old adage that says, "the cheaper quality garment the larger size" but the "better quality garment the smaller size". Even then sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.


125 posted on 03/23/2007 10:06:27 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: spotbust1

Done. :)


126 posted on 03/23/2007 10:07:41 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
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To: BenLurkin

Shak, Rack and Benny!!! ping


127 posted on 03/23/2007 10:08:20 AM PDT by spotbust1 (Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
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To: lilylangtree

The "do i look fat?" question has NO RIGHT ANSWER!!!!

My wife weighs 115 pounds dripping wet.

Yet she thinks she is fat.

I know what fat is. I weigh almost twice as much as her and I AM FAT!!!

But it's like Mike Myers said, "Once you've had fat, you never go back!" (Fat Bastard)


128 posted on 03/23/2007 10:12:22 AM PDT by fredhead (Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
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To: spotbust1

Veggie Tales - Bellybutton Lyrics

Mr. Lunt: Baby I know your eyes see right through my disguise
Boyz: (Larry, Jimmy, Junior): And no one can deny
Mr. Lunt: Baby that I’m the one whose love is no surprise
Boyz: And he can’t tell you no lie
Mr. Lunt: But there’s a secret I’ve been hidin’ I can’t keep it no more
Boyz: There’s this thing about himself he’s never told you before
Lunt: Baby!

Chorus:
Boyz: He needs to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don’t got a bellybutton
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Have you figure it out
He don’t got a bellybutton
Boyz: Bellybutton no, oh no no

Mr. Lunt: Baby please don’t squeal, just tell me how you feel
Boyz: ‘Cause his love is for real
Mr. Lunt: And if you went away, my heart would never heal
Boyz: So to you he appeals
Mr. Lunt: There’s something missing in my middle and it’s hard to ignore
Boyz: There’s this thing about himself he’s never told you before
Lunt: Baby!

Chorus

Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: You say your bellybutton’s missing, there’s no reason for alarm
It’s a common thing for gourds, it won’t do you any harm
You’re technically a fruit and with that much being said;
Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!
You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you’d have to know
It’d be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO
Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: Bellybutton
Boyz: Uh, uh

Mr. Lunt: a stylish something absent from my midriff’s décor
Boyz: There’s this thing about himself he’s never told you before
Lunt: Baby!

Boyz: He need to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don’t got a belly button
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Have you figure it out
He don’t got a belly button
Boyz: Belly button no, oh no no
Lunt and Boyz: No belly button!


129 posted on 03/23/2007 10:14:32 AM PDT by fredhead (Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
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To: Shyla

You are soo baaaad, funny, but bad :-)


130 posted on 03/23/2007 10:14:54 AM PDT by spotbust1 (Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

With the end of both Winter and Chocolate Week,
and in the interests of racial amity we say farewell...

131 posted on 03/23/2007 10:16:34 AM PDT by mikrofon (Synchronicity)
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To: spotbust1

The Bellybutton Song

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-743287461202629079&q=belly+button+song&hl=en


132 posted on 03/23/2007 10:17:45 AM PDT by fredhead (Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
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To: Dick Bachert
Those PRICES aren't the problem -- they're the SYMPTOM of the disease called Fiat Money Inflation" and only government can cause it.

Since there is not enough gold in the world to back our currency, your post qualifies as very silly.

Now if you would tell us about the foreign owners of the Fed profiting off the backs of the US taxpayer, you'd win the prize!

133 posted on 03/23/2007 10:19:40 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Why are protectionists (and goldbugs) so bad at math?)
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To: marine86297

134 posted on 03/23/2007 10:21:21 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: spotbust1

How not to get your butt kicked by the police.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4961165717378550511&q=belly+button+song&hl=en


135 posted on 03/23/2007 10:25:41 AM PDT by fredhead (Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
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To: mikrofon

Bohemian Polka

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=850518364448375825&q=bohemian+polka


136 posted on 03/23/2007 10:28:07 AM PDT by fredhead (Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

With a currency devaluation -- which is probably coming anyway and will NOT be followed by a return to a decent standard (the worst of all worlds!) there IS enough gold.

Gee, I guess those stupid old white guys in Philadelphia were real kooks.

If they screwed things up so badly, perhaps another country makes sense for you. Iraq is quite lovely this time of year. I'll even pay for your one-way ticket.


137 posted on 03/23/2007 10:34:27 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (.)
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To: r-q-tek86

Best game ever


138 posted on 03/23/2007 10:38:54 AM PDT by BJClinton (There are three types of people in the world...)
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To: Lucky9teen; All
Good Morning and Hapy Friday!

Spring has sprung and we get to celebrate with the USAF Thunderbirds performing this weekend.

139 posted on 03/23/2007 10:43:04 AM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (WINO (Westwinger In Name Only))
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To: BJClinton

It would have been if Acie had hit that last layup


140 posted on 03/23/2007 10:43:53 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Snakes can't be taught to walk.)
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