Happy Easter, leach...

While I may* be a leech, I categorically deny ever having been any of the following:
1. The act or process of leaching. 2. A porous, perforated, or sievelike vessel that holds material to be leached. 3. The substance through which a liquid is leached.
Be very careful how you portray yours truly, a senile senior citizen who can plunder your wealth faster than you can say "Nancy Pelosi." I look upon your income as just part of my personal "Social Safety Net" and think that you should be grateful that I only take what keeps me in fine wine, great food and a million dollar view is necessary for essentials.