1. Feathers/sequins are the new 'black' in funeral attire.
2. All brides should buy their own engagement rings (only applies if over ten carats and/or is large enough to be picked up on radar).
3. Illegal squatting is the new 'nesting.'
4. All duly licensed Medical Examiners are more camera ready than Paris Hilton.
Very good! I'm sure we can help add to this list to help out.
Here's one:
Pink is the new black.
"As an addendum to the Medical List, a List of Cultural Updates should be made:"
Your list and the medical one are great!
LOL:
"4. All duly licensed Medical Examiners are more camera ready than Paris Hilton."