[Southerngl]

>>>4. A tongue stuck to the roof of the mouth is normal. It just means that the person is dreaming of Peanut Butter.
LOL! Also, two more. Always have a mirror handy to check for breathing, and Rubbing of the Feet is an integral part of the CPR process.>>>

Don't forget to have a water bottle handy to pour down someone's throat. For what I have no idea, but since three different medical professionals thought it was a good idea, I thought we could recommend it.

[TrishaSC]

Addition..
When talking about the incident never use medical terms. Use terms that everyone will understand.

Cyanosis = "her lips didn't look right"

[PennsylvaniaMom]

As an addendum to the Medical List, a List of Cultural Updates should be made:

1. Feathers/sequins are the new 'black' in funeral attire.

2. All brides should buy their own engagement rings (only applies if over ten carats and/or is large enough to be picked up on radar).

3. Illegal squatting is the new 'nesting.'

4. All duly licensed Medical Examiners are more camera ready than Paris Hilton.

[uncitizen]

Oh Riiiight. The handy water bottle to pour water down an unconscious persons throat is vital. Good one!