Well, I'm sufficiently impressed. Not.
Bobbie Trendy is going to get the vapors for sure when he sees THAT coffin..
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Smith body taken to church in Bahamas By BEN FOX, Associated Press Writer
NASSAU, Bahamas - A white hearse carrying Anna Nicole Smith's body rolled Friday toward a Bahamas church where the former Playboy Playmate and reality TV star was to be laid to rest in a beaded gown and tiara after a tightly guarded memorial service.
Hundreds of islanders and tourists crowded behind steel barricades, guarded by police as guests began arriving in stretch limousines. Some of the participants gushed at the sight of the white-columned Mount Horeb Baptist Church, whose pews were festooned with pink roses.
"It's beautiful, just beautiful," said Sheryl Rolle, 46, a choir member who wore a black dress and matching hat for the occasion.
Gazing at the ranks of TV cameras and police dressed in crisp white or tan shirts with blue trousers, Christie Rathgaber, a tourist, was amazed at all the security and media.
"She's got a presidential kind of media frenzy going on," said Rathgaber, a 59-year-old nurse from Columbus, Ohio who happened by the scene while waiting for nearby shops to open. "I'm just incredulous at all the fuss. She was not a world figure. She was not a queen. She was not a president. She was not anything ... It's just way over the top."
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