[Jrabbit]

I wonder if Dr. Pepper interviewed Bridgett?

And, if the flowers aren't plastic, the funeral won't be tacky enough.

[uncitizen]

The flowers may not be plastic but they'll surely be whisked away quickly after the funeral and have some process done to them to make them "live forever". I don't know what that would be. Kinda like putting shellac on them so they can be on display at AnnaLand.

[TexKat]

ET phone home!