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Great story: My friend's three year old was caught in the bathroom washing all the money from her piggy bank. She had the bills neatly laid out on a towel to dry. The mother called the father and asked him "How many years can you get for money laudering"?? The father's a cop!!! Ah, children. What joy they can bring!!