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"Lobsters will be kept in private compartments instead of being piled on top of each other in a tank, and employees will use a device that zaps them with a 110-volt shock, to spare them the agony of being boiled alive"

Whatever....pass the butter

1 posted on 02/07/2007 2:23:19 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: GQuagmire

Julia Child used to crack them down the back with a giant knife, worked for me.


2 posted on 02/07/2007 2:27:19 PM PST by PrincessB
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It's a bug.

BTW if they zap it in the store but don't cooking it on the spot they are going to have some unhappy customers.

Lobsters spoil very very very quickly.

3 posted on 02/07/2007 2:27:36 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (I am the Cat who Walks by Himself and all places are alike to me!)
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IMO,each stalk of $30/pound asparagus they sell should be certified to have been anesthetized before being cut and they must all be kept in separate compartments so as to avoid undue stress on that stalk.
4 posted on 02/07/2007 2:27:39 PM PST by Gay State Conservative ("The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."-Karl Marx)
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Oh, so, "boiled" discrimination is "fine" as long as Maine is catered to, eh?

Where were these liberals during our racist era? I'm sure the KKK would have welcomed them had they said "Racism is Dixie is a-ok because it's synonymous with slavery & Jim Crow laws & the like."

Don't they know that Maine lobsters are our brothers, too?

7 posted on 02/07/2007 2:29:56 PM PST by Colofornian (All we are asking is: "Give Maine Crustaceans a chance.")
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‘‘A lobster electric chair?’’ Martin said. ‘‘I wonder how that will sound for their public relations, that they’re going to give the lobster the electric chair.’’

Great quote from a fisherman on the last paragraph.

When I buy Lobsters, I buy them live to be prepared at home.
Will they provide home electric outlet jumper cables for their cutomers?


8 posted on 02/07/2007 2:30:44 PM PST by libertarian27 (The Boston Tea Party wasn't just about the Tea)
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To: GQuagmire
There's room for all of God's creatures,....right next to the vegetables and potatoes.
9 posted on 02/07/2007 2:30:57 PM PST by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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How long before the first thread to reports of Minimum Wage Employees Electrocuted?


10 posted on 02/07/2007 2:31:03 PM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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I've been enjoying the Dungeness crab from WF this winter.


11 posted on 02/07/2007 2:31:46 PM PST by Argus
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to spare them the agony of being boiled alive

Are these well-to-do greenies really that ignorant of how primitive a lobster's nervous system is???

12 posted on 02/07/2007 2:31:56 PM PST by colorado tanker
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13 posted on 02/07/2007 2:32:52 PM PST by lormand (Michael Wiener - the tough talking populist moron, who thinks he is a Conservative)
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I hate Whole Foods.

The few times I've been in there, I'm surrounded by smug kommunists who hate the idea of profit - all the while manufacturing profit for their quasi-religious organic food jihad.


14 posted on 02/07/2007 2:33:32 PM PST by fishtank
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Maine- the only state without a Red Lobster restaurant. How's th' chowduh up thayuh?


15 posted on 02/07/2007 2:34:25 PM PST by ArtyFO (I love to smoke cigars when I adjust artillery fire at the moonbat loonery.)
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Is Whole Foods REALLY concerned with how Lobsters feel, or are they trying to set up a case for doubled lobster prices (retail)?

This by itself would be enough for me to never do business with such a company again. I don't buy all that much lobster in any form (I do love it, but can't afford to have it as much as I would like), but good grief? Does the same store carry other forms of meat and fish? What about those poor fish caught in nets - bound to feel restrictive! And that "natural" beef - I wonder what went through it's mind when it went in the slaughterhouse door (other than a bullet)?

Give me a break. Are we humans, or are we trees? I would never propose taking a lighter and burning off the lobster's legs one at a time - but goodness - dropping them in a boiling pot is suppose to be some sort of inhumane treatment? Ummm... Last I checked - Lobsters were not human...


16 posted on 02/07/2007 2:34:54 PM PST by TheBattman (I've got TWO QUESTIONS for you....)
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Lobsters will be kept in private compartments instead of being piled on top of each other in a tank, and employees will use a device that zaps them with a 110-volt shock, to spare them the agony of being boiled alive"

Wow! Maybe the liberals are onto something & can pass it on to the abortion industry: Abortion factories could be divided up into private rooms instead of being herded into wait rooms; & abortionists would use a device that zaps pre-borns to spare them the agony of being dismembered limb by limb.

If only pre-borns had "lobster-like" eyes that stared at ya through a glass-like abdomen, ya actually might get some behavior modification within the abortion industry!

20 posted on 02/07/2007 2:36:32 PM PST by Colofornian (All we are asking is: "Give Maine Crustaceans a chance.")
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Whole Foods says its ban on lobster sales will stand -- except in Maine

Too cool.

This is a perfect example of Democrat/liberal principle.

"We refuse to do this ANYWHERE at ANYTIME (except a little bit here and there)"

22 posted on 02/07/2007 2:37:05 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (Celebrate Monocacy!)
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The Whole Foods by me is filled with with smug, self absorbed X gen types that believe eating "organic" food is better for them.....

As a result, Whole Food charges premium prices for everyday food....

Stupid customers, holier than thou store....


29 posted on 02/07/2007 2:54:41 PM PST by nevergore (?It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.?)
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Starving young women and sucking the brains from babies is a right! but boil a lobster (unless it hails from Maine) well, that is the time to take a stand.

Liberal hypocrisy..enough to make your head spin.
33 posted on 02/07/2007 3:13:48 PM PST by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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I heard about this story on local talk radio (Gunny Bob Show on 850am KOA) last night. People were calling in from all over the country with suggestions on how to 'disable' the lobster so it wouldn't feel the pain of the boiling water.

One caller said that he orders Maine lobster a few times a year. To stun it he uses an eyedropper to force feed it a few drops of vodka. He said the lobster just shuts down.

I think the lobsters ought to be more worried about a Whole Foods employee who might be like that twisted sick deputy, 'Percy', from the movie 'The Green Mile'. They might forget to wet the sponge when strapping the lobster in the chair before it gets zapped.

37 posted on 02/08/2007 3:51:12 AM PST by ajolympian2004
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