How about Phyllis (as in Phyllis 'I just had my hair done and I can't do a THING with it!' Diller)??? ;-)
Very good. Very good. Keep 'em coming. I really like Phyllis although the youngest wouldn't understand.
I forgot I was filling the kitchen sink with water (the tap is quite slow) and now it is all over the floor.
Fortunately, the floor is a bit porous and the water will, in about half an hour, porous right through. HA!