AMERICA - The Right Way!! (WEEKEND EDITION: Days 2197 and 2198) [Remember the Trade Center!!]

Various News Sources and FReepers | January 27, 2006 | All of Us

[Iowa Granny]

First coffee break: ALL the machines are running.

New Topic: Did anyone else hear Dr Laura yesterday? She comes on, tape delayed, at 7:00 pm Central here. I was on my way home, having experienced a comedy of errors all afternoon.

A 49 y.o. guy called in with a tale of woe (probably a bad metephor) about contracting a STD. Dr Laura proceeded to rip him a new one for being so stupid as to engage in unprotected sex with someone he barely knew. She just ragged him and ragged him.

I laughed so hard I let my car get off the hard surface part of the road. I didn't go in the ditch, but got lots of mud and road slime on the passenger side of the car.

I know I have a very sick sense of humor. I just wish I could rip people like Dr Laura. She's the expert.

[Miss Marple]

I am listening to Mark Steyn eviscerate liberal callers, all with his charming accent and wicked sense of humor.

Beds made, and dishwasher running. I am on my second cup of coffee.

[lysie]

I'm watching, too. What a great way to jump start a Sat. morning.

[Peach]

Good morning.

We're going to visit my parents today and take my dad a new Edi's ice cream that has pineapple in it. My husband loves it and it's the one sweet that holds little temptation for me.

I think we need a new hard drive; this one is just slogging along so later today I'll try and move things to the flash drive.

[lysie]

the one sweet that holds little temptation for me.

You and me, both. Pineapple and coconut, my least favorite foods. Oh, I'll eat them once every 20+ years in order to not hurt someone's feeling.

[Peach]

For those following the Libby trial, this blog has actual court testimony (some) and it's clear some of the more salacious headlines aren't quite accurate. I'm sure none of us here are shocked.

For instance, some of the headlines blared that Cheney was intensely interested in getting out information on Wilson's wife. Court testimony proves otherwise.

http://justoneminute.typepad.com/

[gulfcoast6]

GOOD A.M. CHAIR, ALL FROM THE MISSISSIPPI GULF COAST, USA, STILL BRUISED BUT STARTING TO COME BACK!!!!

Good place for builders to get established, plenty room for lots of then, if they are honest of course AND hire workers who can say more than 'boss gone to Home Depot, he be back in 20 minutes' (illegal workers).

Land prices are skyrocketing, in the county land that sold for 7,000 an acre pre hurricane now going for 12,000 plus, being sold too, people are getting away from the gulf waters. Glad we bought when we did. I keep telling SIL he needs to get this place reappraised, for insurance purposes and just to have piece of mind.

Drawbacks living in the country are numerous, lack of stores in the area, in our case, 25 miles to town, 'vomits' running around like in skunks, coons, snakes, deer, etc. BUT the piece of mind is so soothing, no horns, no blaring radios, no speeders (with the exception of one family).

I like doing things for folks, been like this all my life and now I am the 'official pasture cutter' for all the neighbors as most work, I don't, no need in punishing the animals. Oh, did I mention this gives me something to do?
Did I mention that I am very proud of my tractor and what is a tractor for anyhow, to use it of course.

One thing I LOVE to do is give eggs away being I am getting 18 to 20 every other day. The neighbors bring me empty egg cartons and they get them back full of eggs, bit ole brown ones, yolks golden as the sun setting. Yes, I am getting some new little wee ones this spring cause mine are getting old but still productive. I am also getting some guineas, turkeys and maybe a couple of peacocks. Jason wants a duck so, a duck (or two) he will have. Yep, I have learned 'old McDonald has a farm" (again).

Prayers for all to stay safe and start this day off with a smile, in the mirror as that will show you just how pretty you are.
Toby

[gulfcoast6]

Morning...

[gulfcoast6]

Ummm, wish you hadn't mentioned diet, D putting me on another one this week............

[Not gonna take it anymore]

My daughter send t the following to me:

To anyone who uses a PC, this is priceless.
 
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous
sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business? What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say
I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal? What do I
need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with
some straight answers? What about financial bookkeeping? You have
anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START".............

[Guenevere]

Good idea for North Carolina-(or any state for that matter) to look before they leap when it comes to investing in film projects.

From what I hear, their investment was ill spent anyway..

..besides being a sick movie...even Redford's little party of critics turned it down as 'not worthy/not good/ill made'....

[Guenevere]

I'm trying to 'chill' today...

Thursday was doctor day with dad plus all the places we go throughout the day...

..Friday was Jellybeanday.....fun but I needed a nap:)...
..she took a long over 2 hour nap :)

Today I'm resting my leg (hoping this steroid cream helps)...
..Freeping
..washing clothes and

..that's about it.

[tillacum]

Hi Guenie,

You did have a busy couple of days.

Yesterday I went in for a hearing test, the best one I've ever had. I should get my new "aids" in a couple of weeks. It will be great hearing things again. The pair I have now are 8 or 9 years old and are past their prime.

Have you heard what skerry is saying about America? Roomey says skerry is calling us an international pariah!!!! Well....of course he's above being part of that international pariah...he's too busy living off wealthy women's money. He's in Davos, Switzerland calling us an international pariah. Does Teresa have a house there?

[Guenevere]

Yes, just heard this on FOX news while having lunch.

He's the pariah! :(

[Iowa Granny]

While you were learning about the latest sKerry spewing, I was watching a landscaping show on HGTV.

I am so totally demoralized by the leftist agenda I simply cannot bear to watch the news. Please let me know if/when the US is invaded.

[Guenevere]

I watch very little news anymore....

Like clockwork, we use to have dinner with Brit & the gang....every evening.
....lately, we might catch the very end...

I don't like E D's new format or show.....I mute or turn off.

I will catch a bit of Fox & Friends in the AM, but as soon as they get silly.....or interview any lefties, I'm outathere.

Bottom line, I can't help you :^)

[gulfcoast6]

Chair, all, can someone tell me WHY Rudy has not announced officially that he is running for President??? Is something holding him back we don't know about?

I for one am not going to vote for him anyhow if he runs.

[Miss Marple]

My husband just told me that it is his opinion there is going to be a big push towards socialism over the next few years. I refrained from saying "Gee, ya think?" LOL!

I don't bother him much with most of what I learn as it makes him upset plus he thinks knowing all of this is bad for my health.

Don't get demoralized. Make up a plan on how to turn 1500 large hogs loose on the Capitol grounds when Hillary is sworn in.

[tillacum]

If she is elected, seeing those swine oinking loudly would be a great swearing-in.

I'm afraid Amerioca has become too socialized already. The next step is communism and we'd all lose our land and private homes.

[Two Thirds Vote Aye]

The next step is communism and we'd all lose our land and private homes.

We are going to lose a GREAT DEAL more than that. :((