First coffee break: ALL the machines are running.
New Topic: Did anyone else hear Dr Laura yesterday? She comes on, tape delayed, at 7:00 pm Central here. I was on my way home, having experienced a comedy of errors all afternoon.
A 49 y.o. guy called in with a tale of woe (probably a bad metephor) about contracting a STD. Dr Laura proceeded to rip him a new one for being so stupid as to engage in unprotected sex with someone he barely knew. She just ragged him and ragged him.
I laughed so hard I let my car get off the hard surface part of the road. I didn't go in the ditch, but got lots of mud and road slime on the passenger side of the car.
I know I have a very sick sense of humor. I just wish I could rip people like Dr Laura. She's the expert.
Beds made, and dishwasher running. I am on my second cup of coffee.