Posted on 01/12/2007 2:48:36 AM PST by sully777
It think I'll use The Darkness during our silly Valentines Day event...all prices marked 1/2 off their everyday low 50% off sale.
Colin reminds me of that old joke about two guys peeing off the bridge: 1st says it's cold outside. 2nd says the river's deep too
I really was sick today, but I still got up and went to school.
Hope you are feeling better. And you went to school despite being sick--awesome.
Hey that second guy was me. No kidding.
Here are three true-life stories of mine, from either calling in sick, calling in late, or not calling in at all:
1. My entire kitchen roof caved in while I was in the shower and the landlord kept me waiting but never showed. It happened between the moment I fed the cats and the moment I came out of the shower. (late)
2. My cats dragged my eyeglasses to who-knows-where and, after crawling on my apartment floor, blind as a bat, I finally had to go to an eye doctor for another pair, feeling my way to the subway into Manhattan. (late) (i later found them in a cardboard box, chewed at the temples.) I know it had to have startled them, but by the time I noticed it, they were completely nonchalant.
3. My boss' verbal abuse (and one assault incident) became so unbearable that, after one of my nightmares about her, I could not physically get out of my chair or breathe regularly for 12 hours. (didn't call in that day) (Oh, and boss, if you're reading this, don't think there will be no consequences for your behavior.)
Not being,
Wow! Was that eerie! Were you there recording in another clothing rack???
That was really annoying, it did not even stop after logging offline...
later
The medical term for that is "shart"...
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