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The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Calling In Sick
My M&Ms.com (the link that melts in your mouth not in your hands) ^ | January 12, 2007 | Sully777

Posted on 01/12/2007 2:48:36 AM PST by sully777

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201 posted on 01/12/2007 2:23:25 PM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
Own it!


202 posted on 01/12/2007 2:25:50 PM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: motormouth

It think I'll use The Darkness during our silly Valentines Day event...all prices marked 1/2 off their everyday low 50% off sale.


203 posted on 01/12/2007 2:35:53 PM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777


204 posted on 01/12/2007 2:36:49 PM PST by CJ Wolf
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To: CJ Wolf

Colin reminds me of that old joke about two guys peeing off the bridge: 1st says it's cold outside. 2nd says the river's deep too


205 posted on 01/12/2007 2:43:39 PM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

I really was sick today, but I still got up and went to school.


206 posted on 01/12/2007 5:21:33 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Jawn Eff Qari - what a maroon!)
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To: Kate of Spice Island

Hope you are feeling better. And you went to school despite being sick--awesome.


207 posted on 01/12/2007 5:27:40 PM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

Hey that second guy was me. No kidding.


208 posted on 01/12/2007 6:35:56 PM PST by CJ Wolf
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To: sully777

Here are three true-life stories of mine, from either calling in sick, calling in late, or not calling in at all:

1. My entire kitchen roof caved in while I was in the shower and the landlord kept me waiting but never showed. It happened between the moment I fed the cats and the moment I came out of the shower. (late)

2. My cats dragged my eyeglasses to who-knows-where and, after crawling on my apartment floor, blind as a bat, I finally had to go to an eye doctor for another pair, feeling my way to the subway into Manhattan. (late) (i later found them in a cardboard box, chewed at the temples.) I know it had to have startled them, but by the time I noticed it, they were completely nonchalant.

3. My boss' verbal abuse (and one assault incident) became so unbearable that, after one of my nightmares about her, I could not physically get out of my chair or breathe regularly for 12 hours. (didn't call in that day) (Oh, and boss, if you're reading this, don't think there will be no consequences for your behavior.)

Not being,


209 posted on 01/12/2007 6:42:46 PM PST by Silly (sarcasmoff.com)
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To: girlscout

Wow! Was that eerie! Were you there recording in another clothing rack???


210 posted on 01/12/2007 8:44:47 PM PST by nuke rocketeer
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To: Petronski

That was really annoying, it did not even stop after logging offline...


211 posted on 01/12/2007 10:15:01 PM PST by TheresaKett
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To: Nailbiter

later


212 posted on 01/13/2007 1:18:59 AM PST by Nailbiter
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To: nuke rocketeer; Allegra; wazoo1031
tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead.

The medical term for that is "shart"...

213 posted on 01/13/2007 9:38:37 AM PST by ErnBatavia (recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
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To: nuke rocketeer; EveningStar


The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. (See South Park's Smug Alert!)
214 posted on 01/13/2007 3:50:01 PM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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