Ding! Ding! Ding! --- we have a WINNER...
You have won a "date" with the skank....
The "black hole" reference works on so many levels....
Especially with this Ho...
The "black hole" sucked in so many samples of DNA that couldn't escape by any subsequent cleaning or flushing.....
Semper Fi
You are all too kind, I really don't deserve it though. But, if I am going to go on the date, I MUST insist that all my fellow FReepers go along as chaperones and everyone have a functioning cellphone camera. Further, I want Nifong there at all times. He can be the driver.