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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
still find them. Thanks for the warning!" Well, now, not so fast," says the
cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it ?"

"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand
behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his
little thingy through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in
the other bag?"

"Well," says the little old lady, "some of them didn't believe me."

Okay, I don't have a 'bunny with a pancake on his head'...but will THIS do...???

> Subject: Sponge Bob Square Pants

> Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked
> yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble?
>
> A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of
> well known and modern cartoon characters.
>
>
> Do not cheat by looking at the end of the e-mail before you are done.
> Then forward this to all your friends (including the person who sent it to
> you) and change the subject of this message to what character is you.
>
> 1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
> a) Candlelight dinner (4 pt.)
> b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pt.)
> c) Painting in the par k (5 pt.)
> d) Rock concert (1 pt.)
> e) Going to the movies (3 pt.)
>
> 2. What is yo ur favorite type of music?
> a) Rock and Roll (2 pt.)
> b) Alternative (1 pt.)
> c) Soft Rock (4 pt.)
> d) Country (5 pt.)
> e) Pop (3 pt.)
>
> 3. What type of movies do you prefer?
> a) Comedy (2 pt.)
> b) Horror (1 pt.)
> c) Musical (3 pt.)
> d) Romance (4 pt.)
> e) Documentary (5 pt.)
>
> 4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could
> choose one of these?
> a) Waiter (4 pt.)
> b) Professional Sports Player (5 pt.)
> c) Teacher (3 pt.)
> d) Police (2 pt.)
> e) Cashier (1 pt)
>
> 5 . What do you do with your spare time?
> a) Exercise (5 pt.)
> b) Read (4 pt.)
> c) Watch television (2 pt.)
> d) Listen to music (1 pt.)
> e) Sleep (3 pt.)
>
> 6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?
> a) Yellow (1 pt.)
> b) White (5 pt.)
> c) Sky Blue (3 pt.)
> d) Dark Blue (2 pt.)
> e) Red (4 pt.)
>
> 7. What do you prefer to eat?
> a) Snow (3 pt.)
> b) Pizza (2 pt.)
> c) Sushi (1 pt.)
> d) Pasta (4 pt.)
> e) Salad (5 pt.)
>
> 8 . What is your favorite holiday?
> a) Halloween (1 pt.)
> b) Christmas (3 pt.)
> c) New Year (2 pt.)
> d) Valentine's Day (4 pt.)
> e) Thanksgiving (5 pt.)
>
> 9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
> a) Paris (4 pt.)
> b) Spain (5 pt.)
> c) Las Vegas (1 pt)
> d) Hawaii (4 pt.)
> e) Hollywood (3 pt.)
>
> 10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend ti me with?
> a) Someone Smart (5 pt.)
> b) Someone attractive (2 pt.)
> c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
> d) Someone who always has fun (3 pt.)
> e) Someone very sentimental (4 pt.)
>
> Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for!
>
> Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and
> back
> to the person that sent this to you.
>
> Very interesting to see "who" your friends are!
>
> (10-16 points) You are Garfield:
> You are very comfortable , easy going, and you definitely know
> how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know
> what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may
> not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do
> what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others
>
>
> (17-23 points) You are Snoopy:
> You are fun, you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and
> you are never are out of style. You are good at knowing how to satisfy
> everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once
> but you always come home with the family values that you learned. Being
> married and having children are important to you, but only after you have
> had your share of fun times.
>
>
> (24-28 points) You are Elmo:
> You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give
> advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you
> always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too
> much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your
> life.
>
>
> (29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants:
> You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend
> that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm
> to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a
> journey, it's funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors
> and jealous people, and you will be stress free.
>
>
> (36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:
> You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious
> about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every
> Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays.
> Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.
>
>
> (44-50 points) You are Dexter:
> You are smart and definitely a thinker. Every situation is fronted with a
> plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family
> principles. You maintain a stabl e routine but never ignore a bad situation
> when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice
> things up a bit with spontaneity!
>
> Now don't spoil it! Have some Fun! Change the subject of the email to what
> you are and send it on.