[Lakeshark]

Sorry cardy.

She's just bought ocean front from me in Chicago......

[Cardhu]

Only on appro... and as her legal advisor it am advising you that we are delclining the contract.

[Lady Jag]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
still find them. Thanks for the warning!" Well, now, not so fast," says the
cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it ?"

"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand
behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his
little thingy through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in
the other bag?"

"Well," says the little old lady, "some of them didn't believe me."

[Lady Jag]

Oh no. No, no, no! I will not buy property in Chicago. It's too hot in summer and too snowy in winter.

Nuh uh! I haven't decided yet. I need more data.