Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
Ohhhhhhhhhh...and it's freeeee....lol.
Howdy all! whats happening in the Doorway today?
which one is that?
LISTER spits his gum across the room in surprise.
LISTER: Well, yeah, I am, actually!
HOLLY: Oh. Then you won't want to know about the two super-lightspeed fighters that are tracking us.
LISTER: What?!
HOLLY: I'll leave you to your bubble blowing, mate.
LISTER: No, Holly. Hol. Come on.
HOLLY: They're from Earth.
LISTER: That's three million years away.
HOLLY: They're from the NorWEB Federation.
LISTER: What's that?
HOLLY: NorthWestern Electricity Board. They want you, Dave.
LISTER: Me? Why? What for?
HOLLY: For your crimes against humanity.
LISTER: Your what?!
HOLLY: Seems when you left Earth, three million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen.
LISTER: Did I?
HOLLY: You know what happens to sausages left unattended for three million years?
LISTER: Yeah, they go mouldy.
HOLLY: Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eighths of the Earth's surface. Also, you left seventeen pounds, fifty pence in your bank account. Thanks to compound interest you now own 98% of all the world's wealth. And because you hoarded it for three million years, nobody's got any money except for you and NorWEB.
LISTER: Why NorWEB?
HOLLY: You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for one hundred and eighty billion pounds.
LISTER: A hundred and eighty billion pounds?!! You're kidding!
HOLLY: (Wearing a Grouch-Marx glasses-nose-and-moustache) April Fool.
LISTER: But it's not April!
HOLLY: Yeah, I know. But I can't be waiting six months with a red-hot jape like that underneath me hat.
LISTER: So you just made it all up, then?
HOLLY: Yeah. Bit of excitement for a while, wasn't it? You can't beat a good wheeze. Huhu!
LISTER: I don't need a good wheeze. You can do your own excitement for yourself.
HOLLY: No, you can't. You haven't got a clue. You're useless.
So shrimp is no big deal in the Great Lakes wow!
who would have thougth it resty!
I know restornu well I think it is strange even it others don't?
It seems I cannot play video files of this kind, but that's okay. I remember it now. I don't care if you post it.
False sense of security. Satan himself somes as an angel of light.
What song is it? I couldn't open that one either.
I know the tree by its fruits.
That too.
Why don´t you download Microsoft´s PhotoStory 3, it is free, then you will be able to read those files of Grannie.
http://www.download.com/Photo-Story-3-for-Windows/3000-2204_4-10339155.html
Please pass the shrimp!
Resty are you able to read the file gran sends?
I've got a little list of people I'd like to have do the job...
Hi Resty, nice to see you. Sorry I missed you last time.
Seems you and I are on the 'puter at different times these days. I hope your keeping warm and feeling well, wherever you are. :)
If I were him, I'd keep my legs closed.
We know.
My eyes, too. ;)
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