Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
:-)
FOFLOL. If we'd actually had a bet and if I'd actually lost that theoretical wager, then only the best would have been the order of the day for my charming friend... But, since no such bet existed.... as a consolation prize for Michigan's dismal bowl performance... I think you do deserve a dinner in one of our finest.
I have seen some Russian Festivals of ice sculpture that would put these things to shame. Some people are so talented.
I would like to fashion an ice spear and show you how I chuck a spear into your saucy butt. :)
Resty says I can drag you from New Mexico to Lake Michigan underwater, so be careful oh furry one.........
I bet one dinner that Michigan is ranked higher than LSU in every pre-season poll this year.
Done.
LOL. I'm not sayin nuttin to that.
No comment.
I dunno. LSU lost several key players this year and I'm not sure if Big Blue suffered the same fate. I'll need to check it out before I agree :)
Go easy on the rodent darlin, she will drag you into the depths of her stick house and gnaw on you......
Oooops, now, you're gone :( Sorry, I didn't disappear, I just had to take a call...
Most of you heard this before!
If you want your father to take care of you, that's paternalism.
If you want your mother to take care of you, that's maternalism.
If you want the government to take care of you, that's socialism.
If you want your comrades to take care of you, that's communism.
But if you want to take care of yourself, that's Americanism!
Any government with the power to give you anything you want is strong enough to take away everything you have.
Some other definitions, which, while rather oversimplified, still point out humorously the differences existing in certain political and economic terms, are:
Socialism: If you have two cows, the government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Communism: If you have two cows, the government takes both and gives ! you some milk.
Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows , and give the milk to the government, and the government then sells you some of the milk.
Nazism: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows.
Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull!
It is. I've really been enjoying it. Temperature got up to 82 finally yesterday. Warm but not a record for that date. The record was 87 waaaaay back in the early 1900's... Guess "Global Warming" must just be slower in the south LOL Seriously, its been great but it will turn cool again. In fact, its supposed to be upper 60s/low 70s for the next week.
one wonders if Kamikaze squirrels and motorcyclists were meant for each other.
My friend, the motorcycle cop says he doesn't think so.
You won't see me posting long jokes unless it's a gut buster, and that one busts mine repeatedly.
Lol - I wouldn´t mess with him either.
And if you let them out then, you better lock up the girls.
ROFL! My saucy butt....you do have a way with words, Cardy!
I'd love to see those pics you speak of, they sound beautiful.
Resty, you are so full of wisdom today. You do a good job of keeping us all sane. :)
Bust your gut all you want, LJ, just don't pop another kidney stone! :)
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