Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
A reply will be sent when I have consulted with my lawyer and his friend the judge. I am waiting for visiting day.
One professor, a marine MD surgeon, said kidney stones are the worst pain one can have. Worse than a gunshot wound, worse than anything.
Two women told me they had 5 and 6 kids and one kidney stone. Both of them said they'd rather have had all their kids at once than have that stone.
So there!
Having passed one stone long ago, I believe it. I still wince when I think about it.
I will let you take that up with the world's foremost kidney stone expert........
Might help her with her Oregon suicicde watch.
The camera setting seemed OK to me but then, as you say, I am deef and half blind.
The boy had a great time with his grand dad. Great pics of the pelicans.
Having one's pancreas explode must be a close second.
Morphine is good.
Lol, Nully. I hope I never find out! Labor pain is so overrated. It's not that bad, really. Now a leg cramp, that's painful! Kidney stones are kid stuff.......:P
Now go wander around in the drizzle eating wood please.........
Considering all I've heard about labor, it seems amazing to me what those mothers said.
The MD Marine I was with that day walked with a cane. An older vet, all he'd said is he'd been shot and his kidney stones were worse than being shot. That he is a surgeon and said that was most impressive.
And you think I'm going to obey you because....????
I had a word with my lawyer and his friend the judge. Sunday is visiting day you know. I thought I would lighten up their life – as it must be real boring for them to be doing some undercover investigating for an exposé of life behind bars here.
I am the only one who knows they are working undercover – they know I won’t tell anyone because of certain business transactions that I too would like to be kept under wraps.
However, a beat up old dressing grown with stains going back to your eldest daughters 6th birthday does not suddenly become a Housecoat when you finally rip off the torn pocket.
And, when your neighbor knocks, you hide, as Al tell her you have gone shopping. That my little princess of industry, integrity and proper behavior is EVIDENCE. Evidence of the truth of my mild observations. But my little chickadee I am not remarking upon your slatternly ways, I am not judgmental – I am used to dealing with dead beats, losers and the assorted detritus of society.
Nully and Sharky will attest to that ---and how, almost like the conversion of Paul on the road to Damascus , they changed their ways and are now about to be gainfully employed as valued members of the staff in a High Class Health Club for the bejeweled ladies of DD.
And mark me well my good hag, no caballero can be prosecuted in the fair land of Don Quijote for telling the truf, verdad? No, my little extortioner they know how to deal with those that bear false witness against Señor Cardy de Sada. They will cut your tongue out.
So my good friend here is some free advice – do not pay your cheap suited shysters. Just refer them to Boris - you may mention, without committing mortal sin, that our Boris was severed from the Russian Mafiosi as being too violent and unpredictable with those that demand tribute from his friends.
Now my dear, here is a small sum so that you can purchase some light beers – have a good night’s sleep and I want to see you bright eyed and bushy tailed on Wednesday forenoon.
You know I will always have a job for a loyal, decent and honest woman of good moral standing.
What is his resting pulse and I need to see a picture of his lungs.
He would make an amazing cat burglar.
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
Oh...I am so jealous! I always wanted to do the airboat ride through the Everglades.
And to Sharky it's beach weather.
May as well, it wasn't directed at or about you.
You're a mind numbed Oregon mascot.....
:-)
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