Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 30

December 31, 2006 | Me

[sweetliberty]

"(That word "record" tells you how long ago that they did their comedy."

I had all Cheech and Chong's records. Not sure which dates me the most; the fact that I had a record collection or the fact that I had Cheech and Chong in my collection.

[Cardhu]

Your skills are more fine tuned every day.

I agree SL --- she will become impossible to control now she is getting sooooo smart.

[Cardhu]

I hate peace and love warrrrrrr!

You do - especially against poor Cardy, lover of small animals and the demented.

[Lakeshark]

I am teaching him the three essential movements that a Portero has to master at a my high class establishment

Looks as though our master capitain needs his own private class...............in grammar..........

[Cardhu]

Damn, I need an editor.

Edit this:

In Amsterdam they had a convention of commercial producers of beer, which was attend the presidents of the most prestigious brewing companies of the world.

At the conclusion of the convention, all the presidents met in a bar of the hotel where the celebration had taken place to toast the success of the event.

Once there, they were not able to agree on what to drink, so to break the ice, the president of Budweiser calls to the nearest waiter and he says to him: - "a Budweiser, please".

The then president of Heineken, that says: - "For me, a Heineken." Next, the president of Miller requests: "I´ll take a Miller". Coronita´s president said "Bring me a Coronita: and chief of Guinness said “it´s a Guinness for me. And thus followed all the presidents of the companies, requesting the beer that they themselves produced.

The last one to order was the director of Estrella de Galicia. He said: “I will have a Coca-Cola.”

Surprised, the other presidents ask why had made such a strange decision, to which he responds: "If you are not going to drink beer, I won´t either”.

[null and void]

I can relate. I'm trying to get my hovel house fit for human habitation, as a friend of mine will be having surgery and needs a place to stay and some care while convalescing for a week or so.

[null and void]

I still have many records. I even have a record player. It might even work...

[null and void]

Looks OK to me, except she should have ordered a Dr. Pepper...

[Lakeshark]

She should have ordered a "14".

[Lady Jag]

Lol, l can´t think of a good one in reply yet, end dives

Looks like you're in a pickle.

[Lakeshark]

I need an editor

a brain might help as well........

:-)

[Lady Jag]

Come on-a my, house my house
I'm gonna give you candy
Come on-a my house, my house
I'm gonna give a you
Apple, a plum and apricot-a too, eh
Come on-a my house, my house a come on
Come on-a my house, my house a come on
Come on-a my house, my house I'm gonna give a you
Figs and dates and grapes and cakes eh
Come on-a my house, my house a come on
Come on-a my house, my house a come
Come on-a my house, my house
I'm gonna give you candy
Come on-a my house
My house, I'm gonna give you everything

Come on-a my house, my house
I'm gonna give you Christmas tree
Come on-a my house, my house
I'm gonna give you
Marriage, ring and a pomegranate too, ah
Come on-a my house, my house a come on
Come on-a my house, my house a come on
Come on-a my house, my house
I'm gonna give a you
Peach and pear and I love your hair, ah
Come on-a my house, my house a come on
Come on-a my house, my house a come on
Come on-a my house, my house
I'm gonna give you Easta-egg
Come on-a my house, my house
I'm gonna give you
Everything - everything - everything

[Cardhu]

Gonna bring me a U-Haul.

[Lady Jag]

Come on along. There's plenty of room!

[Darksheare]

I met one of Cardy and Nully's 'other' associates today.
It's a miracle I still have my knees.
She was tough, and no-nonsense for a wiseguy, er, girl.

[Lady Jag]

No, seriously. There's plenty of room!

[sweetliberty]

"She was tough, and no-nonsense for a wiseguy, er, girl."

You seem to attract that type. Did she have a staple gun?

[sweetliberty]

I have one of those decent parent investigations I've been working for the past couple of days. The allegations were that Dad beats the crap out of the two younger kids, ages 7 and 8 and that the house is filthy. I talked to all 4 kids before they ever had a chance to talk to the parents or each other. They practically laughed at me. I went to the house to interview the parents. This place was immaculate, and very tastefully and expensively decorated. It was obvious that their lives revolved around the kids. The 16 year old is an honor student and involved in a lot of extracurricular activities. She has her future planned out clear through her PhD and is already being contacted by several colleges, and she's only a sophomore. These are NOT our usual clientele. What a waste of everyone's time. I wish all my clents' houses were so dirty and their kids so mistreated. Of course, I'd be out of a job, but under those circumstances, I could live with that.

[Lakeshark]

Morning SL..........Interesting story.

Just curious......... what prompted the investigation?

[Lakeshark]

Your mascot has been busy: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1789830/posts