Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
G'night, sweetlibby. You're a lot of fun. Gotta catch you more often! Sweet dreams. :)
Let me recollect - Oh yes "...took me off Viagra, and suggested I needed bromides instead, and all the wild wimmin I could convince."
I knew I was missing something in my new regimen ... thanks Sweets.
Before I forget again... would happen to know where I could find some feral females in season? I would hate to waste my precious time on decoys.
They must have a stamping ground somewhere around, and if anyone should know of such it is your good-self.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Of course! But don't you know, darling man, that it is a well-guarded secret whose divulgence by one of the inner circle would have grievous consequence? Gran would tan my fanny!
Besides, I hear that decoys can be fun to play with.
You rang?
You silly man you, females are never OUT of season..harrumph!
I think it may be YOUR season that may be in question....
Sighhh...I suppose Libby and I could take a chance on an "English" blanket if needs arise.
Try the Castro district...
Of course, how indiscreet of me to have you announce to the lumpen here the very place where it is rumored that wimmin in their passions dance naked under a full moon.
Forgive me, I often forget in my correspondences, dear Sweets, that many lazy, libidinous louts, lollygag in these parts, these animals would flock to those elysian fields to take advantage of the lovelies strew about in the throes of an estrogen fit.
These Deviant Dregs would think nothing of engaging in such unsportsman like conduct, akin to shooting fish in a barrel. No names, no pack drill, as they say in the Lancers, but we all know who they are.
Grannie (spit) , up to her evil ways again, offers to tan your fanny --- she knows full well, that, that is my specialty, but would she sub contract that chore?…all I can say is HA…HA
Gran, my sweet simpleton, you are supposed to help the good Cardy, who has encouraged you in your brain destroying habits, even supplying you with the wherewithal. How am I repaid? That is a good question. Your last piece of helpful advice was not funny --- the place turned out to be a bone yard and jumping in there was not what I had intended.
Now I find you getting into the tanning business – are we, or are we not, in agreement that in matters of correction of lovely lasses, you are not the judge, you have to let me get to the bottom it.
I have put a deposit on the following hide-away. Get off your old worn out duff and give me a Yea or Nay.
I did find a lovely little room for your Chaperon in the cellar. I may have to be outfitted with a warm afghan and some half-decent Brandy to keep these old bones warm.
As you most likely know by now..I do not do dishes, cook, or clean, so keep the messes to a minimum or suffer the consequences. 8/
I've had to make the deposit out of my own purse, so shape up or ship out...if ya get my draft?
Snicker kiss this add got pull by the well you know!
http://www.knowmoremedia.com/2007/02/snickers_kiss_super_bowl_2007.html
I tried to find some pics of either the Love Parade or Folsome Fair that my SIL took. Most of them are out of focus and most of them are not DD material.
I think there would be too much competition from the wimmin for a hetro to score there.
Now I wonder who this guy could be? :)
No, I did not have the spanking booth concession.
ROFL! That third one reminds me of #3 son. He built a snowman in the driveway a few years ago. But then we had no choice but to run him over to get the car out. I'm not sure if that was intentional or not.....
I see you're feeling pretty frisky today, Tigger. Watch those toes, they're about to get stepped on!
Gran, when you good you are very very good and when you are bad you are horrid. You have been very a good girl.
How dare they treat a founding member of the Sailors own Dramatic Society (SODS) – you musical talent on the spoons and woman’s champion in the spittoon category – 18 feet I believe. That alone entitles you to be memorialize in what passes for the Hall of Fame in that grimy dump.
Fear not pigeon mio. Capt´n Cardy will certainly get those low life bar keepers to give you the best of the unlabeled stuff, and they can put it on my tab for an hour or so…
Now to business my real estate maven - the house looks ideal – rather inviting and not at all sinister. No matter I will provide the theatrics. Of course location is important - Is it on an island, or far from curious witnesses? Does it have pestilent swamps athwart the escape routes or even wild boar roaming the woods?
My best chaperone in the cellar? I would not think of it … I have plans for that area.
After you have served your purpose, somewhat after the fashion of a Judas goat. I will arrange fitting accommodation for my winsome wench at a modest hostelry in the nearest village. With ample provision for your charming weakness for the grog.
I will visit anon and give it my seal of approval. Keep up the good work.
Hi Resty -- they are getting bolder with the ads - but all good fun.
Hug...
That is a really good pic gran I like it and such a clear and starry night. The reflection of the window on the grass is a wonderful touch.
You make magic with your talent.
((gran))
LOL...that was hysterical. Why pull that ad? Sheesh..Idontgetit.
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