Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 30

December 31, 2006 | Me

[Cardhu]

Besides being undead, I'm 'only 31'.

Thirty one, you imposter --- 310 years by any Christian count.

Is it not the absolute truth, O teller of lies, that you are the diseased bastard get of Vlad the Impaler who ravaged that poor demented swineherdess, Dimchylde the Slut?

Is it not also true that, the fair Lady Jag Bodacious consort of Mad Kow the Dwarf and stepmother to simple Derllak the Doll – did persuade that infamous caster of spells, I speak of the ninth child of a ninth child born in a novena for the adoration of the Witch of Endor, our own familiar Grannie IX eponym of evil?

Who, with little persuasion, did cause the misbegotten fruit of degenerate passion to forever live shriveled of his pride and joy thru all eternity.

You are surpassing bad grannie. :)

[Darksheare]

Okay, so I wander unhoused in ghostly form to torment the minds that are bent hither.
And it is true that I have some uynusual allergies and abilities.


And for this, I have had to avoid sharp wooden objects and angry villagers.

[Lakeshark]

We all know that Darks pretends to be scarey, though he is really Caspar. It is his alter ego (whom he pretends is his sister, whilst posting under her surname) Darkchylde, that houses the vacuum cleaner oops, um, er, main terror....

She is a figment......

[Darksheare]

Her evil 'pet' named 'shadow' has been given his dose of antibiotics for his respiratory ailment.
I now bear some marks from the encounter.

I shall go tend to my wounds, be back in a bit.

[Lakeshark]

A figment......or was that fig newton? Dang! I need to get these things right......

Go tend thy wounds.

[sweetliberty]

Good point.

[sweetliberty]

Get out the hop waders, y'all. It's getting pretty deep in here.

[Lady Jag]

Hey, it's a dog eat dog world, Sharkster.

[Lady Jag]

I'm a Leo and am far beyond pancakes.

[Darksheare]

Shadow is good with the damage.
I am not seeing any holes in my skin, but I can feel at least three.

[Lady Jag]

You need draggin' again, Darks?

[Darksheare]

Been awhile, I kinda feel the need to lay back some.

[Lakeshark]

So this is the final look of a two lipped pancake gurl?

Just wondering.........

*Quickly ducking*

Or would that be *Quickly dogging*

[Lakeshark]

And I suppose "shadow" will be posting soon......

[Darksheare]

NO.
Thankfully he cannot type.
But if he could, it'd say "GNooooW! Wroggle!"

And various other odd noises he makes.

[grannie9]

TO:Car-dith-a of Yorkshire Pudding and Darksheared off UnderWear How dare you impugn our fine Vestal Virgins raised in the very splendor you claim as your own. You, who raised himself from the essence of evil and sloth to post yourself in vain glory upon the heights of riches and relics,...only to claim such Vestal Virgins for your very own wicked and winsome ways.

This Grannie of the IX degree orders you to get back with the DarkOne into the bowels of the underground and forbid you to play your wicked, evil, loathsome games no more.

We...of the Vestal Virgins Committee do so append...on this date not too far from the birth event of our Illustrious Grand Virgin of the Realm...the Grand Grannie IX, maker of all good things...(that can always turn bad.)

Signed in blood....X, X, X, X, Y(there's always one in the crowd) X, and X...on the 3rd day of February in the light of a burning Shark in a pot of boiling oil.

The Gran-Master IX



......or...I'll just have to kick the C--P out of both of you.....sighhhh...;)

I have such a headache....need....nap....now!

[Lady Jag]

Darks makes you believe he surpasses grannie, but he has not.

[Darksheare]

*sweeping one foot on floor sheepishly*

Yes gran.
We'll be good.

Once everyone's asleep, we'll sneak out the side door and stir up a ruckus.

[Lady Jag]

You're young yet. Take some deep breaths and tranquilizers and I'll take care of the rest.

[Lakeshark]

If I get my hop waders out, will Nully start with the (two) pancake(s) on the bunny's head again?

Oh noooooooooo......

Will BQ ever have another phone conversation? If so, Brunhilda will be listening and recording without FISA court approval..........

And yes.....it's deep in here.....

It is, of course, Darks fault.